Version 2, Nov 7 2026: faster, louder, more fun. The cast rushes in, Biscuit steals a scene, Haddie sings, Sam unrolls the map of E2, and everybody ends on the welcome. 9 beats, exactly 1:00. Version 1 is kept below.
Quezza shared a fascinating reference video in the E2 Discord (Nov 3, 2026), and Dave asked the question out loud: imagine if E2 had an introductory video like that, one that showed all of the main characters.
This board is that video, planned beat by beat. Sixty seconds, no filler: the whole cast walks on, everyone gets one true line about who they are, and it ends on the invitation that E2 always ends on. Come build a kinder world with us.
How to use this board: drop each finished shot under its beat, in order, and the film assembles itself. Character looks come from the sheets linked on every beat, so everyone stays on model.
[An upbeat track slams in. The whole cast rushes into the plaza, mid laugh, mid motion. Sally lands front and center.]
Sally: "Hi! We're E2! I'm Sally. I draw this world, and it keeps drawing me back."
Doodle, rolling in at speed: "I'm Doodle. Built for one job. Chose a better one: being her friend."
Dinesh: "I'm Dinesh, I build the tech under all of th..."
[BARK. Biscuit pops straight into frame and steals it. Dinesh cracks up.]
Dinesh: "...and that's Biscuit. He runs security."
Mike: "Mike! Business side. Trains on time. Believer, out loud."
Haddie, singing, full belt: "This is where we liiive!"
[Sam unrolls a big illustrated map of E2 and sweeps a hand across it.]
Sam: "She's right. This is where we live."
[Half-second flashes: Marty, Hank, Old Ray, Gloria, Enrique, Plume, Tex, Henri, Harsh, Chadwick. One pose each, no lines, all personality.]
Everyone, together, waving at camera: "Come join us!"
Sally, over the cheer: "Imagine a kinder world."
[End card: E2. Beat count: 9. Runtime: 1:00.]
The first cut of this film: calmer, one beat per character, kept here for the record. Version 2 above is the one to build from.