Judge Tootie

Her story

Judge Tootie ran the toughest courtroom on daytime television for twenty-five years. Excuses wilted in front of her. She could spot a lie before the sentence was finished, and she never, ever let anyone waste her time.

Her gavel has a name. She calls it Justice. It has settled ten thousand arguments, and it has never once been wrong. Probably.

When she hung up the robe, she said she was done with courtrooms forever. Then she visited E2, saw two kids fighting over the last cookie, and banged Justice on a picnic table. Some callings don't retire.

Her work

On E2, Judge Tootie presides over the Small Claims Saloon in TawnySquire, open every afternoon. Bring her your dispute, who ate the cookie, whose turn it is, who started it, and she will hear both sides and rule on the spot. Her judgments are final and usually involve sharing.

Her rule is simple: tell the truth, take responsibility, and don't waste my time. That's the whole thing. That's Judge Tootie.