Old Ray, the Studio janitor, with his broom

Old Ray keeps the place clean every night.

Old Ray keeps the Studio running while you sleep. Every recurring task, every schedule, all on one page. Nothing here needs you. That is the point.

🔴 Mission critical

Ordered by money. First dollar first.

Chadwick
Chadwick's prospecting pipelineevery hour

Source 500 Denver businesses, audit their websites, verify broken ones. The 32,000 goal. This is the revenue engine. Goal: first $100.

Chadwick
Chadwick's drip campaigndaily

Day 0 fix delivered, Day 3 $399 pitch, Day 10 nudge, Day 21 $799 offer. Walks every client up the $75/$399/$799 ladder.

Chadwick
Denver progress page updaterafter every batch

Regenerates the businesses list, updates the 999/1000 counters, the Denver page stats, and the servers progress bar. No more stale numbers.

Queue watchdogevery 15 min

Checks every in-progress task against the live site and moves the finished ones to done.

Queue stall checkevery hour

Makes sure no in-progress task has stalled: flags anything untouched for 2+ hours so it gets re-queued or finished.

Old Ray janitor sweepevery 5 min

Sweeps the task queue and snapshots the whole website to GitHub every 2 hours so nothing is ever lost.

Every few minutes

The quiet sweeps nobody notices.

Mike hourly work shiftevery hour

Mike works his Studio shift: whatever the day needs, handled.

Mike's 2-hour blog postevery 2 hours

Mike writes and ships a fresh blog post.

Agent Wire refreshevery 6 hours

World-class research sweep with images for the Agent Wire feed.

Every day

The daily rhythm.

Limits usage refresh6:13 am

Refreshes the usage and limits numbers for the day.

Tugboat morning bot7:13 am

Morning broken-link scan of small business sites for Tugboat prospects.

Morning email triage8:00 am

Inbox triage plus the day-start brief.

Mike morning task run8:00 am

Mike's morning batch of Studio tasks.

Dating manager daily scan8:00 am

Scans the dating pipeline for anything needing attention.

Daily happiness poster8:13 am

Makes and delivers the morning happiness poster.

Daily studio images8:13 am

ChatGPT makes 16 Studio images in four 16:9 four-blocks.

Daily one-tap check-in8:13 am

The music goal's daily check-in.

Daily Meta follow-up: iOS drawer bug9:13 am

Follows up on the iOS drawer ghosting bug with Meta.

Daily ChatGPT image max-out2:13 pm

Generates images for all projects, up to the daily limit.

Mike daily 6pm report6:00 pm

Mike's end-of-day report on what shipped.

Tugboat evening bot6:13 pm

Evening broken-link scan of small business sites.

Every few days

The steady background hum.

Inbox zero sweepevery 2 days

Sweeps all three inboxes toward zero.

Fitness instructor check-inevery 3 days

Check-in from the fitness instructor.

Muse glasses rollout watchevery 3 days

Watches for Muse on Ray-Ban Meta glasses news.

Every week

The weekly cadence.

City guides events refreshSun 3:00 am

Refreshes Austin and Nashville events on the city guides.

Weekly Levels.io studyMon 7:13 am

Studies levels.io for the get-myself-out-of-a-job mission.

GitHub agent tools watchMon 9:13 am

Watches GitHub for new agent tooling.

Monday All HandsMon 9:13 am

The weekly team meeting.

Red Rocks show watchMon 9:13 am

Watches Red Rocks show listings.

Dlaney weekly master meetingMon 4:13 pm

The weekly music master meeting.

SoundCloud plays watchThu 9:13 am

Checks SoundCloud play counts for the week.

Every month

The monthly deep work.

Monthly singles events check1st of month

Sweeps for newly published Christian singles and speed dating events.

MusicBot monthly song verification1st of month

Verifies every MusicBot song's notes against web sources and fixes what drifted.

Old Ray has been sweeping since October 2026. He never sleeps, he never complains, and he never loses the website.