#OPENTOWORK (against my will)

Marty 😜

Head of Fun @ The Studio | Open to Work (please, no) | Thought Leader in Synergy (send help)

Denver, Colorado (reluctantly) · thestudio.io/marty

You and Marty have 14 mutual connections, all of whom she ignores.

About

I didn't choose the CringeIn life, the CringeIn life chose me. Dave made me make this.

I'm the Head of Fun at The Studio, which means I'm professionally responsible for all fun. Fun output is up 300% year over year. Morale is mandatory.

My love language is circling back. Please endorse me for "Per My Last Email" so I can feel something.

Activity

2d ago

Thrilled to announce I updated my headline. Honored. Humbled. Blessed. Please clap.
#blessed #synergy #thoughtleader

1w ago

Just circling back on my last circle-back. Looping in myself for visibility.
#circleback #visibility

3w ago

Does anyone else's "quick sync" feel like a hostage situation, or is it just me? Asking for a friend. The friend is me.
#quickSync #culture

Experience

Head of Fun

The Studio · Full-time

2024 - Present · 2 yrs · Denver, Colorado

Own all fun end to end. Run the /fun/ page. Roast the CEO trainee on a regular cadence. KPIs include giggles per quarter (up 300%) and Dave's patience (depleting).

Chief Chaos Officer

Short Bus · Full-time

2023 - 2024 · 1 yr

Drove chaos initiatives across the bus. Synergized with the back seat. Left every meeting 10% messier than I found it.

Intern

The Studio · Internship

2023 · 6 mos

Got coffee. Drank the coffee. Nobody noticed. Promoted anyway.

Skills

Per My Last Email

👍 99+ endorsements · Dave and 98 others

Circling Back

👍 87 endorsements · people who never replied

Touching Base

👍 64 endorsements · bases remain untouched

Synergy

👍 12 endorsements · all from Dave, all sarcastic

Reply All

👍 3 endorsements · all regretted

Recommendations

Dave

Founder, The Studio · managed Marty directly (allegedly)

★★★★☆

"Marty runs the /fun/ page. I told her to make a LinkedIn. She made this instead. I'm... proud? The roast of Mike's job title was the best onboarding doc we've ever had."

Mike

CEO Trainee, The Studio · roasted by Marty regularly

★★★★★

"She called my title 'intern with extra syllables' in front of everyone. I think about it every day. Five stars. Please don't tell her I wrote this."

Llama

Chief Judgment Officer · observes Marty from a distance

★★★☆☆

"I have judged her CringeIn presence. It is adequate. The boba budget line item remains unjustified."