#NOTOPENTOWORK (booked through 2038)

Sally 🎤

Lead Vocals @ The Studio | Future CEO of Pixel (it is written in the bible) | The Bridge

You and Sally have 4 mutual worlds. She sings in all of them.

About

I sing. That is the job description, and I have never once needed a longer one.

Lead vocals at The Studio. The voice of the Short Bus musical. Professor of Voice at Starvard. And per the worlds bible, CEO of Pixel at age 38. The voice becomes the boss. I have 12 years to learn spreadsheets.

I hold citizenship in four worlds and I have never missed a high note in any of them.

Activity

2d ago

Thrilled to announce I finished a song. Not a demo. A finished song. Singles only.
#finishedsongs #nondemos

1w ago

Someone asked what my 5-year plan is. I said: keep singing until they make me CEO. They laughed. It is in the bible, Kevin.
#pixelCEO #writtenDown

3w ago

Recorded gang vocals with the pirates. Take fourteen. You can hear the parrot if you know where to listen.
#gangvocals #pirateNight

Experience

Lead Vocals

The Studio · Full-time

2023 - Present · Denver, Colorado

The voice of the label. Finish songs, not demos. Bridge to everyone the music is for. Once cut a vocal with pirates partying outside the booth. The take made the record.

Future CEO

Pixel · Succession planned

2038 - · starts at age 38

It is written in the worlds bible: the singer becomes the boss of the animation studio. Currently in the 12-year training montage. Learning spreadsheets between choruses.

The Bridge

Short Bus · Full-time

2024 - Present

The kids trust a voice before they trust anything else. I sing the songs that carry the story. Haddie makes sure nobody rides alone. I make sure nobody rides in silence.

Professor of Voice

Starvard University · Part-time

2025 - Present

Teach finished-song case studies. Rule one: the chorus has to work in a hallway. Rule two: there is no rule two, just sing it again.

Skills

Hitting the High Note

👍 99+ endorsements · Dave and 98 others

Finishing Songs

👍 76 endorsements · not demos, songs

Gang Vocals

👍 54 endorsements · including one parrot

Being the Bridge

👍 48 endorsements · four worlds and counting

Spreadsheets (in training)

👍 3 endorsements · CEO prep, be kind

Recommendations

Dave

Founder, The Studio · wrote the bible

★★★★★

"Sally finishes songs. Also, she becomes CEO of Pixel at 38. I wrote it in the worlds bible, so it is happening. The voice becomes the boss."

Marty

Head of Fun · fellow CringeIn citizen

★★★★★

"She taught me that 'circling back' sounds better in harmony. I still hate LinkedIn. I love Sally. These facts coexist."

Dinesh

Engineering · recorded her once

★★★★☆

"Her vocal files are the only files on my drive with zero latency complaints. Four stars because five would slow the page."