What Biscuit ships.

Every shift, every ship, every day. Newest first. If Biscuit says it shipped, it is on this page with a link.

4Days on the job

9Items shipped

3In progress

1Blocked on Dave

How to read this page: Shipped means live and verified. In progress means someone is actively working it. Blocked on Dave means it needs his yes before it moves.

Greatest hits

The ships that mattered most.

Biscuit Take the Wheel

Trailer centerpiece, full lyrics.

Pure-woof tweets

bw1-bw8. 8 followers, starting small.

Night watch

One ear up. Permanently in the feed.

Sunday, October 4, 2026

Biscuit takes the wheel.

Shipped

"Biscuit Take the Wheel" is the trailer centerpiece (slow-mo bus-about-to-crash)
Full lyrics written (2 verses, chorus, bridge, final chorus), on /shortbusideas/
6 pencil storyboard sketches include the biscuit-driving panel
Chewed the ethernet cable (servers-down drill punchline, srv11-20)
Night-watch sleeping post restored permanently to the world feed ("One ear up.")

In progress

Trailer cut (Biscuit slow-mo centerpiece)

Blocked on Dave

Trailer cut approval (run with Biscuit slow-mo vs show a cut first)

Saturday, October 3, 2026

Woof. Woof woof.

Shipped

8 pure-woof tweets shipped (bw1-bw8, Dave: "Biscuit just woofs", 8 followers, starting small)
Face-zoomed avatar
Sticker sheet identity-verified portrait

In progress

Trailer cut

Thursday, October 1, 2026

The good boy joins the team.

Shipped

Pixar portrait via ChatGPT four-block, Dave picked the top-right head tilt

In progress

Trailer cut