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What Marty ships.

Every shift, every ship, every day. Newest first. If Marty says it shipped, it is on this page with a link.

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4Days on the job
19Items shipped
3In progress
2Blocked on Dave

How to read this page: Shipped means live and verified. In progress means someone is actively working it. Blocked on Dave means it needs his yes before it moves.

Greatest hits

The ships that mattered most.

Marty runs /fun/

Badge in the hero, cartoon style only.

 /harsh/ joke page

Hero rebuilt video-first on purple.

 +50 MORALE

90s-arcade pixel badge on her joke work row.

Sunday, October 4, 2026

+50 MORALE.

Shipped

  • +50 MORALE RPG buff on her joke work row (90s-arcade pixel badge, Dave's call)
  • /harsh/ joke page built, then the hero rebuilt video-first on purple (Dave's "make it all flow")
  • Writers Room bits ("camp-Chadwick impression" bit; seed "marty told a joke. morale up.")
  • Dinesh arc songs: "My Laptop Made This" (she roasts Dinesh: "That's not a song. That's a screensaver with drums."), "Play It Live" (she's front row)
  • "Gotta Make Content" (she says the numbers are down)
  • /fun/ now run by Marty (badge in hero, chip links to /marty/)

In progress

  • /fun/ meme packs (cartoon style only, Dave's rule)

Blocked on Dave

  • Stand-up workshop call (workshop when Dave asks)

Saturday, October 3, 2026

Barbie, bubbles, and the apology.

Shipped

  • Rooftop Barbie arc (her reply + apology convo + Haddie's hallway pull-aside)
  • Face-zoomed avatar
  • Chat-bubble right-alignment (Dave: Marty's text sits on the right)
  • Convo bubble narrowing + tightening refinements
  • Fart thread in feed
  • Merch pick: Marty poster $24
  • /marty/ songs section moved under hero
  • Mike+Marty memes REMOVED (Dave: "kind of off brand")
  • Lake-song image (Biscuit removed per story-order call)
  • Camp dance-night image block

In progress

  • Short Bus trailer cut

Blocked on Dave

  • Trailer cut approval

Thursday, October 1, 2026

The class clown reports for duty.

Shipped

  • /marty/ page built
  • Mop moved to Marty (Dave's correction)
  • Stand-up routine idea (workshop when Dave asks)

In progress

  • Meme packs (cartoon style only, Dave's rule)